Two Way Mirror

I believe I have found the key to making my life complete!

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5 months ago -

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For Harry Potter Fans

5 months ago

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5 months ago

What is ??

 - I keep seeing this on twitter. I don’t know if it’s the same one or different every time but I have no bloody idea what it is! What is it?

5 months ago

In Theory…

I Passed.

5 months ago

The Rioters Prayer

Our father, who art in prison,

my mum knows not his name.

Thy Riots come, read it in the sun,

in Birmingham, as it is in London.

Give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting,

as we’re happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.

Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing,

for thine is the tellys, the Burberry & Barcardi,

forever and ever…Innit

5 months ago

In a really dark, bad place right now. Would very much like to stop.

5 months ago

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Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.